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Aurora Borealis in Manitoba

Apparently you can see it in the Northern US tonight. It’s one of my dreams to see it. I hope that many of you have the chance to step outside and experience something exquisite!  All of my love, friends.

I’m listening to BLACK TAPE FOR A BLUE GIRL. Their song “Knock Three Times” is one of my favorites.

 

Proof of Life

Proof of Life

How can I be hiding if I announce it cheerfully, you ask? It’s sort of like a kitschy rhinestone flamingo hiding in its natural habitat. Don’t know what I’m talking about? Check out the best link that I found all day.

I’m taking a month-long hiatus from Facebook and Twitter, which is really hard, actually. Because a lot of things go on there, and I’m feeling out of the loop. But I’m tired. And people can suck. And I’m working on edits to Stormlight, and I just need to back away and lick my wounds for a bit. Not just from Facebook, of course, but from all outside responsibility. Just for a little while.

When did I get so plugged in? Real life is passing me by.

Also, in a fit of “I will live my life and be HAPPY, oh yes!” I’m taking open-water scuba diving courses. So I’m one step closer to my dream of cage-diving with Great Whites. I want to be comfortable enough diving that I can focus on not getting my head gnawed off versus freaking out about wearing scuba gear. Plus I’ve always wanted to scuba.

I’m working on improving my quality of life.  I’ve declined some  new opportunities, and I’m stepping back briefly from a few current responsibilities. I’m also trying to do one fun recipe or craft from Pinterest once a week. Don’t laugh! So many things catch my eye! It’s been a lot of fun. :)

But I’m alive. And I had a haircut. Woo hoo!  Itty Bit will never have a haircut as long as she lives, not it I can help it. It’s too glorious. See you guys!

 

 

 

 

Tired of happy, fluffy bunnies and darling little baby chicks? How about some horror? If you haven’t had a chance to read Shock Totem, or even if you have, this week is the perfect time to pick up the mag for free on your Kindle!


Click the links below to download!Monday/Tuesday: Shock Totem 1: Curious Tales of the Macabre and Twisted
Tuesday/Wednesday: Shock Totem 2: Curious Tales of the Macabre and Twisted
Wednesday/Thursday: Shock Totem 3: Curious Tales of the Macabre and Twisted
Thursday/Friday: Shock Totem 4: Curious Tales of the Macabre and Twisted
Friday/Saturday: Shock Totem 5: Curious Tales of the Macabre and Twisted

Last time we ran this promo, we had over 10,000 downloads. We would LOVE to hit that number again! If you have a chance to download it, please do. And would you terribly mind passing this on? Read us, read us, read us! ;)

Thanks so much, my darling ones. I appreciate it.

Also, I’m taking a Facebook hiatus for the month of April (I know! Crazy talk!) but I will still maintain the blog. Hopefully this will help me update the blog even more! So. Yay. THE BLOG!

Have a lovely day! And download us! Give Shock Totem as gifts to your granny! Dear old Grannies love ST.  ;)

Oh, and the print edition of Issue #6 is now for sale. GORGEOUS. Absolutely. And for some reason, it’s selling for two dollars cheaper than normal. Grab it while you can!

And as always, you can pick up Beautiful Sorrows, too, which is also on sale for four dollars off! Woo hoo!

I will never again write a book with “BS” as initials. Let me just be clear on that.

TT Zuma wrote a wonderful review for Beautiful Sorrows over at Horror World. He said: “Mercedes M. Yardley might just be one of the finest and most imaginative storytellers since Neil Gaiman, she is that good.”

What an honor! It really made my day. Thank you, TT! I’m so glad you liked it!

Won’t you go and read it? You can find it here. Also, it was my birthday last week, so maybe we should all celebrate by going and picking up a copy of BS?

I’m sorry. I promised Ken of Shock Totem that I’d make that plug. I’m a terrible marketer, apparently. Bad Mercedes! Bad!

Anyway, I miss everybody! I haven’t been blogging as much as I’d like. I’ll try to manage my time better. Lots to update on. Things are going well here at the Yardley household. Today the Easter Bunny dropped by. Pictures to come later.

Have a lovely day, friends!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wendy Knight

I’m wild about this woman. She’s my pocket-sized soul sister. And she has a book! Yay! That drops TODAY! Today, people!

EEEEEEEEE!

Let’s learn a little bit about her debut novel, Feudlings.

Wendy Knight's FEUDLiNGS

 

Nothing makes a new school suck worse than discovering the guy you’re in love with is your prophesied nemesis.

 Ari is the most powerful flame-throwing sorceress ever, and her people’s last hope in an ancient war. But she’s also a seventeen-year-old girl, and in her free, not-hunting-nemesis times, she jumps from school to school, trying to figure out regular people her own age and pretending she’ll get the chance to graduate.

 Shane lives a double life. He goes to school and masters the art of popularity, hiding the fact that he has a fate with a slim chance of his survival. He’s destined to end a 300 year-old war by killing or being killed. He knows he’s hunted by a powerful enemy who’s not afraid to die. Only problem? He has no idea who that enemy is.

 When Ari shows up at Shane’s school, angry and sullen and determined to keep him at arm’s reach, neither of them realize they are supposed to be killing each other, not falling in love. Until Ari does realize it, and she almost dies – by Shane’s hand.

Doesn’t that sound awesome? I can’t wait to read it. Wendy was also gracious enough to actually INTERVIEW HERSELF because I was trying to finish writing my novel. Yet another reason that I love her. That, and she has a killer stiletto collection. Oh, if only we wore the same size!

What is your favorite time to write?

Late, late night. One, because everyone in the house is asleep and I don’t have any interruptions. Two, because I write better when I’m sleep-deprived and loopy. Go figure.

Where is your favorite place to write?

Somewhere quiet. I love my children. Really, I do. But I can’t write with distractions, and they’re cute enough that they will always be a distraction!

Do you ever write in your pjs?

Is that a trick question? Is there anything else to write in? Are you implying I am supposed to get dressed every day?!

 

Who is your favorite character in Feudlings?

Ari. I love that she is uber-tough and uber-powerful. More than that, she is the exact opposite of me. When I put her in a situation, I would think, “Okay, what would I do here?” and then I would have her do the exact opposite. She’s everything I want to be and can’t. Curse you, shyness!

Is Feudlings part of a series?

It is! Feudlings will eventually be a three-part book. The sequel, Feudlings in Flames, is just about ready to send to my publisher. The prequel is just an idea in my head right now, but it is demanding to be written.

I love this woman. She’s wonderful, witty, kind, gorgeous, and delightfully awkward in the best of ways. You should all totally get to know her. She’s worth it.  You can find her on Twitter at @wjk8099 and on her blog at http://writethroughthenoise.blogspot.com/.

Go! See! Partake! And pick up Feudlings here. It sounds like a fun ride.  I’ll have an excerpt of it up later. :)

 

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Why, look at this! The Yardley girls all found a quaint little duck park. With real, live ducks! And geese! And whatever the heck these mutant duck-things are!

We played. We pranced. I took a few picture with my phone. Blurry ones.  Why are they so blurry, you ask?

Because the mutant duck-things swarmed us. And we ran. See Itty Bit running toward me in that last picture? That was seconds before she tried to climb my body like a tree. The Middlest did the same thing. Imagine me pelting down the sidewalk, in heels, holding two screaming girls while these weird, flesh-eating duck hybrids honked and waddled after us on their surprisingly swift Feather-Feet.

 

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