Seriously. I didn’t know what to say. I still don’t. Still, we saved this pumpkin from the unruly frat boy who would have done horrible, horrible things to it. I feel good about this. And since it was my darling four-year-old who chose this particular obscenity, I merely flipped it around and called it a [...]
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When Your Child Picks the Most Obscene Pumpkin in the Patch
Posted in Writing, tagged give me five seconds to carve that thing, Halloween, Is that a pumpkin or..., Mercedes M. Yardley, obscene pumpkin on October 31, 2011 | 6 Comments »
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