I’m not talking about movies with awful dialogue, horrible acting, or situations that are so unbelievable that the brain simply goes numb in self-defense. (Because I LOVE this type of movie! I’m a huge MST3K fan. Terrible movies are gold to me.) I’m talking about movies with the horrible shaky cam that quite literally makes you queasy.
When I was in college, I asked my father to go to The Blair Witch Project with me. Dad and I haven’t watched a movie together since ET came out in theatres, and that was so terrifying that I bailed halfway through. So 15 years later, enter Blair Witch! How fun! Daddy/Daughter bonding! No, because (again) we bailed out halfway through. Dad and I were so sick that we couldn’t make it through the movie.
Repeat this with Cloverfield.
Repeat this with The Last Exorcism.
Nearly repeat this with The Hunger Games until somebody makes an off-handed comment saying the filming made them sick.
WHAT?! Now Da Man and I are going on a date this weekend. (A date! Woo hoo!) We hardly ever go out. In fact, we wouldn’t be going out this weekend except that my tiny daughter asked for our super fun babysitter in her evening prayers, and who are we to crush the hopes and dreams of our little girl? But to zip out to a movie that will leave me retching in the aisle…well, that’s not for me. We’ll be heading to Dark Shadows, thankyouverymuch.
The site Movie Hurl has given us a list of the top ten most vomit-inducing films, according to the ratings of their users. They are:
1. The Blair Witch Project (no surprise there!)
2. The Hunger Games.
3. District 9
4. Hurt Locker
5. The Bourne Ultimatum
7. Rachel Getting Married
9. Paranormal Activity
Nice to know that I can stay home and catch these babies on video, where my teeny tiny screen will shield me from the terrible SHAKY CAM OF DOOM. Does anybody else have this problem? Any other movies that made your just-eaten popcorn hit the street?