When Your Child Picks the Most Obscene Pumpkin in the Patch

Seriously.  I didn’t know what to say.  I still don’t.

Still, we saved this pumpkin from the unruly frat boy who would have done horrible, horrible things to it.  I feel good about this.  And since it was my darling four-year-old who chose this particular obscenity, I merely flipped it around and called it a heart.

This, dear ones, is called a spin.  And it was a darn good one. Happy Halloween, friends.  Be safe!

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8 thoughts on “When Your Child Picks the Most Obscene Pumpkin in the Patch

  1. Noooooo, Ardee-ann! Don’t HEART me! I’ll know it’s just a spin! 😉

    Anthony, the neighbor kids hardly hit my Halloween Scrooge street. I have three bags of candy to finish off by myself. Yum!

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