Why, you ask? Because of this. Bwa ha! Bwa ha ha ha! I am about to unleash my story upon the world! Seriously, I can’t lose this one. Not only because I don’t want to sing and perform cheesy jazz hands on the Internet, but because I have trash talked myself into a corner. Mercedes here doesn’t like to eat … Read More
The Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse Go Head To Head
See this pretty girl? Her name is Harley, but we call her War. I’m going to kick her butt, and then she’s going to wear stripper shoes and sing Rent’s “Out Tonight.” I’ll post it here on my blog. You’re welcome. Follow her on Twitter. She says delightfully salacious things and we snicker a lot. I absolutely adore this beauty. See … Read More